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TOP 10 DRINKING MOVIES OF ALL-TIME

10. LEAVING LAS VEGAS

Very well made film and it has some serious drinking in it, but it's way too dark to be any higher on my countdown.


9. KINGPIN

It's hard not to like a movie that deals with bowling and drinking.


8. STRANGE BREW

Word to the wise: putting a mouse in a beer bottle will not get you free beer.


7. BEERFEST

Always brings back fond memories of when my friend Dan and I went 25 - 0 over two days playing Beer Pong.


6. COCKTAIL

The ending is kind of weird but whenever this movie is on it does make you want to drink and have fun. "I've got the hippy hippy shake!"


5. SIDEWAYS

I use to be a beer and a shot kind of guy but this film got me to actually want to learn about and drink wine.


4. SKI SCHOOL

I don't even like skiing but I'll watch this movie ever time it's on. One of the purest party movies ever made.


3. NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE

"My advice to you. Start drinking heavily"


2. THE HANGOVER

Although you don't see much drinking in this movie, it does show that sometimes the aftermath is even funnier.


1. WITHNAIL AND I

It's "Dumb and Dumber" with two hardcore alcoholics. It's "Well Hung Over" before I could even dream it. It's with no equal the greatest drinking movie of all-time.

It also has the most impossible drinking game ever: the game consists of keeping up drink for drink with every drink Withnail has in the movie. So basically you would have under 2 hours to drink:

10 glasses of red wine
1 pint of cider
1 shot of lighter fluid
3 shots of gin
6 glasses of sherry
13 glasses of whiskey
1 pint of ale

BTW - if you attempt to do this you will DIE!!! You have been warned.

THE STORY ABOUT RUM



     It goes good with Coke, it's in Pina Coladas and Mojitos and it's the third most ordered liquor behind whiskey and vodka. Yes, whether it's white, dark or gold drinkers love rum!



     Distilled from either sugarcane or molasses Rum is what made the New World run back in the 1600's and to some pirates it was more valuable than any treasure chest. In fact, rum rations were what most sea captains (named Morgan or not) provided to keep a crew happy. It also might have lead to many shipwrecks off the Atlantic Coast but who am I to judge?

THE STORY ABOUT TEQUILA



     There probably isn't a more magical or to some mortifying liquor than Tequila. It can make you the life of a party at one moment and hugging the toilet the next. Tequila has a taste all its own and whether you're shooting it or having a kick-ass margarita, Tequila is no doubt one of the world's best spirits.



     A certain portion of the population has an aversion to Tequila. Maybe it was one too many shots one night, maybe its the overpowering scent of the drink, but if "License to Drive" has taught me anything it is "To Live In Fear, Is Not To Live At All," so people of the world let go of your Tequila-phobia and embrace it for what it is, a liquor that can open or unleash your mind like no other. Maybe that's the mystique that Tequila carries with it, whereas just one shot of some liquors might affect you a little bit, in Tequila's case just one shot is sometimes all you need to break on through to your wild side.

A Tequila "NO-NO": The Frozen Margarita




     Now maybe if you're 10 years-old or some really hot coed you can let this slide, but no respectable drinker should ever been seen with one these Slurpee meets a splash of Cuervo drinks. Wow, great, a drink that leaves me bloated and with a brain freeze. Leave this drink for the tourists on vacation and the housewives at Jimmy Buffet shows.

THE STORY ABOUT VODKA



     To me when it comes to Vodka, its all about Red Bull and Vodka. A drink that makes you feel good and keeps you partying all night. But when you're making a Red Bull and Vodka make sure you use cheap vodka, because it's a sin to waste high-end vodka in a mix drink. If you spend the dough on something like Stoli, Ketel One or Grey Goose then be a man and drink it straight up or keep what you mix with it to a minimum, think of James Bond and his martini. I can't stand people who waste good vodka in their cranberry drinks or screwdrivers, when a $5 bottle could easily do the same job.

USA's #1 Poison

With 28% of the liquor market, Vodka, is the unquestioned King of Booze in America


Where would we be without Jello Shots?


Mary Bloody Mary


Bloody Mary

     Perhaps the only drink that's acceptable for a man to drink that has a vegetable hanging out of it, maybe because he's usually drinking it before noon, the Bloody Mary is a mixture of vodka, tomato juice, Tabasco, and Worcestershire sauce that symbolizes the ultimate hangover cure.

THE STORY ABOUT WHISKEY



Can you "prove" this?

For early distillers, 50% alcohol was considered "good" enough. One crude method of measuring was to mix equal parts whiskey and gunpowder together. If the mix burned, it was considered "good enough" and thereby, "proved", which led to "PROOF".


140 Proof!!!

140 proof is the maximum proof allowed on commercial flights. Anything higher is considered a hazardous material by the TSA.


Kentucky: It's more than just the home of "The Colonel".

99% of all bourbon is made in Kentucky. A small brand out of Virginia makes the rest.





THE MACALLAN 1926!!!



The only bar where you can still sample the most expensive whiskey ever made, which is completely sold out, is at the Old Homestead Steak House at the Borgata Casino in Atlantic City, where it sells for $3,300 a shot.


A WellHungOver.net exclusive photo of 1 of only 3 bottles left in the world of the Macallan 1926!


(Source: "Bourbon, Straight" by Charles K. Cowdery)

REAL AMERICAN HEROES "GETTING THEIR DRINK ON!"



     ALCOHOL and its intoxicating effects are more than one way responsible for the rise of America. Take a look at how the founding fathers drank first and pioneered second.


Thomas Jefferson

     Jefferson certainly discussed ideas for the Declaration of Independence with friends and associates over alcoholic beverages. He even wrote parts of it in a tavern, with a glass of wine next to his ink.


George Washington

     Alcohol, at one time, played an important role on Election Day. Washington lost his first bid for elective office (to the Virginia Assembly) in part because he didn't buy enough booze for voters. Two years later, he won with the help of 144 gallons of rum, wine and beer.


Ben Franklin

     Franklin wrote about the ill effects of alcohol, but remember, this is the same guy that tied a key to a kite and went out playing in a lightning storm - clearly he got shitfaced. He was concerned with excess drinking in the colonies, but he never had any objections to it himself.


Abraham Lincoln

     During Lincoln's stint in the White House, the American temperance movement was starting to get fired up, but Lincoln supported a man's right to drink. He regarded abstinence as fanaticism, and therefore evil, and before freeing the slaves, Honest Abe freed people's inhibitions with his liquor license and ownership of several taverns.

(Source: "The Spirits of America" by Eric Burns)

HOW THE WESTMONT THEATER CHANGED THE HISTORY OF MOTION PICUTRES


The Westmont Theater Westmont, NJ

     Steven Spielberg, yes Steven "E.T." "Close Encounters..and all those other cool movies" Spielberg credits seeing "The Greatest Show on Earth" at the Westmont Theater in 1952 at the age of five as what inspired him to become a director. The young Spielberg lived in Haddonfield while his father worked at the RCA building in Camden, New Jersey. Yeah, Camden actually use to be respectful back in the day.


Steven Spielberg

     But just think about it, this small theater in south jersey in some way played a role in the history of motion pictures. What if this theater didn't exist in 1952 and the young Spielberg didn't go to the movies, would the "Summer Blockbuster" or the way films are made today be the same?



     The Westmont Theater opened in 1927 and began showing silent films. Back then every Sunday a 120-piece orchestra would perform along with the film playing on the screen. The theater closed during World War II, but reopened in 1949 when it was renovated into a 1,200-seat first-run movie house. But ironically, the movie icon who was destined for greatness because he saw a movie at the Westmont Theater might actually be the cause of the theater's demise. Because with the birth of the "Summer Blockbuster" thanks to a movie called "Jaws" the movie industry and movie theaters began to change. Theaters expanded from just 1 to 2 screens to massive multiplexes that could hold anywhere between 12 to 24 movie screens. As the times changed The Westmont Theater however did not, and in 1986 the curtain fell and the doors closed on this New Jersey landmark.

THE BLUE HOLE

     Let me tell you about the story of New Jersey's "Blue Hole". Located deep in the Pine Barrens of Winslow, NJ "The Blue Hole" is a small but legendary body of water that is said to be bottomless and also a favorite hang out of The Jersey Devil. Although the surface is calm and blue unlike the neighboring flowing rivers that sport a brown undertone, those foolish enough to venture into "The Blue Hole's" waters have told stories of powerful currents that try to suck you under and freezing water tempatures regardless of the time of season. Some believe the hole was made by a meteorite striking the Earth. Others believe its a portal for the supernatural. Whatever the true secret of The Blue Hole is, I was determined to take a look at it and decide for myself.


The road to "The Blue Hole"

     My journey to The Blue Hole began by turning down a dirt road that lead me into the heart of New Jersey's infamous Pine Barrens. The road is actually pretty close to the Atlantic Ciy Expressway, which I've been on a million times so I didn't feel that uncomfortable. However, my comfort level soon changed as the foliage of the trees grew thicker and thicker and the image of the main road in my rear view mirror grew smaller and smaller.


The New Jersey Pine Barrens

     You see most people that go on these weird travels usually don't go alone. But yet here I was all by myself driving further and further into the Pine Barrens looking for some obscure hole in the ground. Maybe if I was used to hiking and camping this wouldn't seem so unusual but I don't know how to explain it, The New Jersey Pine Barrens has a spirit of its own. Its almost like no matter where you are you feel like someone or something is watching you. Even in the middle of a beautiful summer afternoon I was getting sudden feelings of dread as my Jeep slowly crept down the dirt road.


The Parking Lot for The Blue Hole


     Eventually the dirt road led to a circle with a group of trees in the middle of it. This is pretty much as far as you can go by vehicle, so I parked and set out on foot for the rest of the trip.


The dirt road quickly turns to heavy sand.


     If you don't have an SUV you probably want to stop before reaching the Tree Circle landmark because the dirt road suddenly turns into sand. Heavy sand that the tires of my Jeep sank into and I could only imagine a normal car getting stuck in.


The Broken Bridge to The Blue Hole

     After parking I noticed I was right by a river and what appeared to be a broken bridge. This bridge once made the "The Blue Hole" easily accessible, but about 40 years ago a violent storm wiped it out. At least that's what they say. Maybe the destroyed bridge is a way of someone saying you don't want to go down this path any further.


The Water Walkway to The Blue Hole

    Fortunately to the left of the broken bridge is a shallow area of the river that is passable on foot. You can see in the picture above that the rocks on the floor of the river almost make a clear walkway right to the path on the other side. On the day I went the highest the water got was to my knees, but don't get me wrong, I was just waiting for something to jump out of the water at me. However, I ventured on, knowing that my goal was only a few hundred feet away down the path on the other side of the river.


The Blue Hole


     I had made it to "The Blue Hole". At first I wasn't that impressed, but after looking at it for a minute or so the thing I noticed the most was how deathly silent it was around it. No chirping birds, no wind blowing the branches, it was really strange. Also, its crazy how almost perfectly round the hole is, and how it just seems to appear out of nowhere for no reason. One second your walking on a dirt path and the next there's just this random round body of water to the left of you.


What lies beneath these strange waters?


     My pictures don't do "The Blue Hole" justice but there really is a blue tint to the water. I think its because that same heavy sand I experienced earlier is probably what lies beneath the water causing the sun to reflect off of it and make the water look blue, a la the kind of water you see in The Bahamas. Now did I test out the waters? No fucking way! I'm not going to sit here and lie to you, there was no way I was going in that water. Being in the woods alone is one thing, swimming alone in the woods is just fucking crazy. Again, for you nature freaks out there you're probably laughing at me and calling me a noob, but I don't care. I had made my way and found the legendary Blue Hole all by myself, that has to count for something.

BONUS MATERIAL: Check out this short film about
"The Blue Hole"

IN SEARCH OF THE TOXIC AVENGER




     I've been living in New Jersey for quite awhile now and what really bothers me is when someone from outside Jersey calls the state a dump. Now it's true that NJ does have the most toxic waste dumps in the U.S.A with 108, but the funny thing is that for all the time that I've lived here I've never seen one. So I decided to head out and find one.


Landfill & Development Co. = Superfund Site = Toxic Dump

     I guess because of my influence from "The Toxic Avenger" movies I was expecting to see huge coolant towers or rusty barrels with green slime oozing out of them. But when I did find my first toxic waste dump it was unlike anything I was expecting.


Located right across the street from Wal-Mart

     I live in Mount Laurel, NJ which is in Burlington County and which I recently learned has the most superfund sites (which is technical talk for a toxic waste dump) than any other county in New Jersey. The closest one to where I live was located right off Route 38 in Mount Holly, NJ conveniently placed right across the street from a Wal-Mart that thousands of people visit everyday. I've been to this Wal-Mart numerous times and never gave a second thought about the wide open field across the street. A field that is actually a 210 acre landfill housing loads and loads of hazardous contaminants.


The Wal-Mart in Mount Holly, NJ right on Route 38



The view from the Wal-Mart parking lot.

     I'll be honest. I have no idea what these contaminants are but I have a feeling you don't exactly want them hanging around the house.

Contaminants Detected

1,1,1 - Trichloroethane
1,2 - Dichloroethane
Carbon Tetrachloride
Chloroform
Trichloroethylene


The gated entrance off of Route 38

     The last published report about the safety of this site was done in September of 1983. Nice, a good 28 years has past. In that last report it was documented that seeps from the landfill had polluted the Rancocas Creek and Smithville Canal which I see people canoing and sometimes swimming in.


The official "hidden" entrance that's accessible after driving down some back roads.

     So I guess I feel a little bit more like an official New Jersey resident now that I've visited my first official toxic dump. It wasn't as visually impressive as I was hoping for but in a way I guess that's a good thing, because we never seem to worry about things that we don't see. However, now I think twice when I'm out driving and I see a nice large open field that's surrounded by a barbed-wire fence. I can't help but think about what nasty materials must be stored inside. 

CLICK HERE to find the nearest toxic dump by you.

The Best Quotes From Season 2 of "Eastbound & Down"


"The road was paved with dickheads, backstabbers and pains in the fucking ass, but memories were made, allies were had, pole smokers were toppled and the truth was discovered."
- Kenny Powers
  

     Everyone loves to talk about their favorite shows on TV, but let's be honest there really is only one program that's worth tuning into every week. And if you're reading this than you obviously which show I'm talking about. "Eastbound & Down" recently kicked off season 3 and from what I hear this will be the final season for #55, and while we're now in Myrtle Beach, S.C. with the Shelby Sensation let's take some time to revisit the best quotes from season 2 down in Mexico. 


CHAPTER 7

Kenny Powers: "I transcend race hombre."

Kenny Powers: "The wild landscape became my mistress. The wild women my cumcaves."

Kenny Powers: "And in addition to all that other stuff, Kenny Powers still does not like children."

Kenny Powers: "Even though you're Mexican, you seem normal to me."

Kenny Powers: "Sometimes you have to wash away the paint and reveal the jackass hiding beneath."





CHAPTER 8

Kenny Powers: "What the hell are you doing up against this wall, trying to creep on me?"

Kenny Powers: "Seeing this house and your fine sword and hearing how you're importing and exporting Chinamen, let me guess...you must be fucking rich."

Stevie Janowski: "$22,000 of bread crumbs that led me straight to you motherfucker."
Kenny Powers: "I'm glad you were able to decipher my Da Vinci Code".

Kenny Powers: "I hope she's not just locked up in her house hooked on meds. That's a slippery slope."

Stevie Janowski: "Kenny, I kneel before you as a man, begging a much better man, to please let me stay here and  join you on this Hispanic Adventure."

Kenny Powers: "Welcome to the Resistance."





CHAPTER 9

Kenny Powers: "3D's gay. Nobody wants to sit on a couch wearing glasses popping bubbles out of the air like some sort of fucked up Ray Charles."

Kenny Powers: "I'm about to go goddamn nuclear in Mexico."

Kenny Powers: "In America people fucking hate soccer and honestly that's the way it should be."

Stevie Janowski: "Who the hell is Big Red?"
Aaron: "Fuck him. And fuck your face. Piece of shit!"

Kenny Powers: "Just cruising around on this eco-friendly deal now. Trying to go green."

Kenny Powers: "Well it's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy."

Kenny Powers: "You know I don't love the idea of her having a kid. Makes you kind of feel like her uterus is used up."

Stevie Janowski: "Ha ha ha...the fucking kid is home alone."

Stevie Janowski: "Kenny there's some fucking weird Mexicans that came by here yesterday."
Kenny Powers: "Well, who were they?"
Stevie Janowski: "Some fucking Mongoloid and a fucking dwarf."

Kenny Powers: "I didn't just come to Mexico to get drunk and fuck prostitutes...I mean you know I came here for that but I also came here for something else too. I came here looking for a man by the name Eduardo."

Kenny Powers: "Finally all the pieces are falling together, all the answers I've been searching for are on the verge of totally being answered. I've put in the goddamn man-hours, the fucking muscles, sweats, tears, now it's my turn. I got this country wet, now its time to bend this bitch over and make her cum." 

Stevie Janowski: "Villagers and townspeople come see Kenny Powers destroy the competition in Mexico. He's a national gift from the good people of America to you. Cheer to him, bow to him, worship him. Kenny Powers, he's "The White Flame" and he's burning this country to the fucking ground. The White Flame, Mr. Kenny Fucking Powers."

Stevie Janowski: "Kenny Powers and Barack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business, so fuck him."

Kenny Powers: "Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white."

Kenny Powers: "Lower the scissors and the tiny blade. Lower them!"

Aaron: "Follow the yellow brick road..ha ha ha!"
Kenny Powers: "Yeah, maybe I'll find the Ewok village you came from."

Kenny Powers: "Why don't you two Charlatans get out of here before I rip that fake mustache off your face."
Aaron: "Ha ha ha...I always carry two, always....ha ha ha. I'm the king!"
Kenny Powers: "Of what?! Fucking mustaches?!"

Stevie Janowski: "Fuck you!"
Aaron: (Off-screen) "Fuck you too bitch!"

Kenny Powers: "All fuck. It was my fault dude. I should have never trusted a man that size."





CHAPTER 10

Kenny Powers: "No thank you, I don't like to hear depressing shit about no name dickheads. This shit is fucking up my vibe. Why are you telling me all this bullshit?"
Roger Hernandez: "You know Kenny, I admire the fact that you're trying to get back to the majors but you've got to stop prantzing around out there and start playing ball."
Kenny Powers: "Prantzing? Roger when did anyone ever tell you that I've prantzed here? Kenny Powers doesn't prantz!"

Stevie Janowski: "I wish I was your dick man...pfft...pfft...pfft...that's your dick butt fucking her man."

Kenny Powers: "Why are you'll trying to make me out like I'm goddamn Eric Roberts in Star 80?"
Sebastian Cisneros: "I don't even know who fucking Eric Roberts is man."
Kenny Powers: "Yeah, of course you don't. Fucking Best of the Best you asshole!"

Kenny Powers: "Don't mess with my presets. I will check them."

Kenny Powers: "I mean how the fuck do you expect me to make a comeback from the goddamn bench?"
Roger Hernandez: "By learning, by practicing, not by shucking and jiving all over the goddamn field."
Kenny Powers: "You racist motherfucker."
Roger Hernandez: "Racist? What are you talking about?"
Kenny Powers: "Showing this jive turkey shit to me. You going to talk this jive turkey shit to me Roger? Racism Roger. You want to sit me out than fine, but all I'm saying is you better get the fucking riot gear because you my friend have invited a motherfucking revolution.

Kenny Powers: "Why would you do this to me? Here this whole time I thought you were the whore with a heart of gold, instead you're just a whore with a regular whore's heart."

Kenny Powers: "Stevie you are on fucking Black Ops! There are no girlfriends in Black Ops!"





CHAPTER 11

Kenny Powers: "Why are you shitting in the prison Stevie?"
Stevie Janowski: Stop looking at me shit! Stop it!!!"


CHAPTER 12

Kenny Powers: "You want to pull that Bruce Lee shit with me, I'll steal that goddamn sword from you like a child and fuck you with it. "

Kenny Powers: "Back up! I'll take these goddamn computers and put it through your face like a disc in fucking Tron."

Kenny Powers: "Well look at this, huh, a goddamn Mexican standoff in fucking Mexico. I was hoping to get into one of these before I left."

Stevie Janowski: "I know technically I should be asking Maria's father this, but in many ways I feel like you are the father to all the Mexicans here..."

Kenny Powers: "All the ass magic in Mexico can't change Kenny Powers from his core beliefs. I'm not an ass man. I'm a tit man. I like big ass boobs, now and forever."

Kenny Powers: "Life is not a fairy tale, although sometimes it feels like our world is full of fairies. You know who I'm talking about. (Slap) I still accept you brother."

Kenny Powers: "Too hot for hugs here man. I've been battling the war on swamp ass since I got down here."

Kenny Powers: "Whenever I look at a Mexican I will think of you. Whenever you look at that jackass, you think of me."





CHAPTER 13

Kenny Powers: "Let me know when you catch Bin Laden. I've got some champagne on ice."

Kenny Powers: "Feels good to be breaking the laws in America again."

Kenny Powers: "Light some candles, heat up a Lean Cuisine, and go to town."

Kenny Powers: "Tampa didn't really pan out the way I thought it would, so I decided to split and head down to Mexico. Down there, I fought and fucked my way to becoming the greatest gringo that country has ever seen."

Kenny Powers: "Who's birthday is it?"
Dustin and Cassie Powers: "Rose"
Kenny Powers: "Who?"
Dustin Powers: "Your niece Rose."
Kenny Powers: "Oh, yeah Rose, OK, whatever. Anyway I got to get a move on."
Cassie Powers: "OK."
Kenny Powers: "Yeah, I got a big old pile of titties waiting for me at the end of the rainbow, but before I can sip upon them, I need to take a big old shit in a fucking American toilet."

Kenny Powers: "Hey potential homebuyers. I hope y'all know that there were a lot of rapes that happened in this house."

Kenny Powers: "I'll admit Clegg. I didn't think I'd be seeing you again, but it's nice to know whenever I hit rock fucking bottom, you'll always be here, waiting with a big old line of cocaine."

Kenny Powers: "Why don't you go fuck off? Don't you got someone you got to give AIDS to?"

Kenny Powers: "It's better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than by no one at all."

Kenny Powers: "Chapter nothing. The fucking epilogue."





For the best quotes from "Eastbound & Down" Season 1 click HERE.



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